Plane Old Boredom Games

I was going through old notes and found these I took on a flight some time ago.  Since I've been told by some my blogging tend to be too analytical/morose/melancholy, enjoy.

Games for the Severely Bored Flyer

1. "Oh the Obesity!" When you go to put your seat belt on, was the person who last used it thinner or fatter than you?

2. "I'm the Asshole" Fill out the magazine crossword puzzles with wrong answers or random letters. Or, write comments on articles in the margins (make sure you don't write anything that will result in your arrest!)

3. "Bye Bye Now" Before the flight attendant has a chance to say "bye bye," beat her/him to it. Extra points for creative phrases such as:

• "Have a good one!'
• "God bless you!"
• "Thanks for the memories"